Step 1: Pack your purse chock full of snacks, juice, and pacis. This is the most critical step in the process. Trust me, you will thank me later.
Step 2: Park next to a cart return.
Step 3: Unload all passengers from vehicle and buckle/place in buggy.
Step 4: Enter into a mass world of chaos commonly known as the grocery store.
Step 5: Run. As fast as you can. Pushing the buggy and smiling the entire time. Grab things from the shelf that look healthy/on sale and drop in cart. Toys R Us Toy Run has nothing on you.
Step 6: Divvy out those snacks. You are halfway through. You can do this!
Step 7: Remember that you have a coupon for Angel Soft, but where?
Step 8: Buggy full=unhappy August. ABORT MISSION. Head to nearest cashier immediately.
Step 9: Pray. As if you haven't the entire trip, right? This is where the rubber meets the road, folks. THE GUM AND CANDY AT THE CHECKOUT.
Step 10: Pay for groceries, be friendly, graciously accept any compliments and ignore any stares, and pat yourself on the back, mama. You made it!
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1 comments:
I love this! When my girls (4 of them) were little people were amazed that I would always take them all with me when I ran my errands. I remember holding the carrier with a line full of children hand in hand crossing the parking lot. So sweet! It can be a little chaotic, but it can be done! Way to go!! Your family is beautiful and i love your posts.
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